Sound like every employee at Google who got promoted because they built a awesome thing, only for it to get abandoned later.
That roll is facing the wrong direction. Bug filled!
“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” - cry-baby developer in his defence 
@mirza, I found a picture of you then 
you can always start a brand new git account - sometimes that’s a good idea when you go job hunting
Never had 5 either, but the rest of these I can still hear their voices echoing in my mind 
“Even though it doesn’t work, how does that feel?”
That was probably a salesperson… brilliant find!
“It’s not a bug, it’s just something that’s failed far earlier than we expected.”
This is such a good article for testers: requirements & AC on the Chicken or the egg
Eggs are much older than chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs
So the egg definitely came first. Unless you restate the question as ‘which came first, the chicken or the chicken’s egg?’
SAFe - Waterfall in disguise 









