Tell me you're a tester without telling me you're a tester

[heather_reid]

A recent tweet of ours has had some excellent responses so I thought it would be fun to also open up to folks here on The Club who might not use Twitter.

Ministry of Testing (ministryoftest)

So, tell me you’re a tester without telling me you’re a tester

[kristof (Kristof Van Kriekingen)]

@heather_reid

So, tell me you’re a tester without telling me you’re a tester

Birthdate: 00/00/0000

[meowy24 (Louise Woodhams)]

“Excuse me, I don’t know you but I think this is wrong?”

[restertest (Ioan Solderea)]

I want the following order

1. 1 order of fries

2. 999999999999 order of chicken nuggest

3. Pay with I am a tea pot

[samanthaklouw (Samantha Louw)]

I get paid to break things

[joaofarias (João Farias)]

“But what if…” is the expression I use the most?

[davidssv (David Salazar)]

Is not a flaky test, it’s a flaky environment

[conrad.braam (conrad)]

@samanthaklouw

I get paid to break things

Simple and honest, I use this line so often

[sjprior (Simon Prior)]

I’m frequently the last person picked for the project team…