Write a haiku about software testing

🧬 Being Human
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I very much enjoyed some of the replies to this haiku challenge on LinkedIn:

What do I see now?
What is this in front of me?
I can’t reproduce.
— @kacee

From the jira tree
Tickets fall like autumn leaves
Someone chop it down
— @terryg

Read those logs again
Like a still pond reflecting
A plaintext password…
— @suchitrav

Write a haiku about software testing.

A haiku is a poem that has three lines with five, seven and five syllables respectively.

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Bright and fresh new build
With hope I approach to test
Alas! All broken.

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Analytical,
Combinatorially
Exploratory

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I missed this on LinkedIn last week, so I just now posted my entry. I republish it here for your edification and amusement (hopefully):

Testers hate to hear:
“But it works on my machine.”
That dog just don’t hunt!

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We test to find something
Things find more things
something becomes everything

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Testing is an art,
A quest for perfection’s truth,
Bugs, beware my might

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Shift left, be agile:
conversations are condoms
for bug prevention.

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Code, untouched and new,
Awaiting trial and judgment,
Testers seek out flaws.

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Testing need not be
testing. For it is a bless
ing, to mess with the rules.

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Everything’s great?
I come crashing through the walls
Crappy great walls, huh?

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A defect is found
But it works on my machine
It’s now a feature

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This one sounds like it could be in Ghost of Tsushima

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Haha I had to google that and I can say I never played it :smiley:

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Many bugs are closed
Done automatically
After years ignored

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The dark life of some bugs :expressionless:

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